Sonic: im going to beat you!

Zanic: not this time!

Sonic: grrrrr *mashes game controler buttons*

Zanic: HA! suck it!

Sonic: i lost again ):

Zanic: for the 60th time! pwned!

Sonic: grrrrr

Zanic: *does victory dance*

Sonic:zanic... WILL U STOP THAT!?!

Zanic: nope not untill u actually win!

Sonic: *grabs* shut it

Zanic: cant breath!!! * face turns purple*

Sonic: *puts down* lets go again

Zanic: sonic maybe we should stop playing we've been sitting here for almost 5 hours straight!

Sonic: no way!

Shadow: heyyyyy sonic!

Silver: dude nice to see u again

Sonic: *stares at TV and doesnt bother to ansewer silver or shadow*

Shadow: what's his problem?

Zanic:he's angry that i beat him 60 times on co op race in Sonic Generations!

Silver:damn. u wooped his ass

Shadow: silver cussing several times in a sentence doesnt make u cool

Silver: it does too!

Shadow: *punches* that oughta stop him before he starts... so wut are u doing?

Zanic: maybe we should all go upstairs. what brings u here anyway?

Shadow: sonic said we could stay here a few months cause...

Zanic: let me guess, Tails blew up ur house

Shadow: yup

Silver: can we go upstairs now?

Zanic: sure. *turns to sonic* hey you gonna be ok down here?

Sonic: huuuuggguuuuugh

Zanic: i'll take that as a yes

Shadow: lets go get wasted

Zanic: good idea

Silver: woo were gonna get wasted!

Shadow: as if u werent already

Zanic: burned

Silver: shut up

To Be Continued... in next post

I hope u liked it

NOW FOR THE NEW RANDOM PIC OF THE DAY!

Zanic:*opens fridge* Sonic were out of coke!

Sonic:well go get some more! im sure you've got plenty of money!

Zanic:what? i spent all that money on games!

Sonic: l:(

Zanic:hehe wanna play?

Sonic:sure cant be that bad

LAtER...

Sonic: IT IS THAT BAD

Zanic: what? i think Banjo-Kazooie is awesome!

Sonic:dude this game sucks balls

Zanic:i know :(

Sonic: why dont we go trade the games in at Game ally?

Zanic:ok

LATER..(again...dont judge me)

Sonic:lets find a game system thats actually fun

Zanic:Gamecube?

Sonic:naw. how about SEGA genisis?

Zanic: yawn. SEGA Dreamcast?

Sonic:NO DUDE JUST NO

Zanic:I got it! the Wii U

Sonic: do they even sell that yet?

Zanic: lets just get a wii

Sonic:how about a black wii?

Zanic: even better!

Sonic:lets buy this fat ass wii

Zanic:that doesnt make sense

Sonic: Your Face Doesnt Make Sense

Zanic: are you sure you arent looking in a mirror?

Sonic: what!? hey!!

Zanic: haha burned :p

Sonic:lets just bye the damn thing!

LATER...(again)

Sonic:ok we got Sonic Unleashed,Sonic and the Secret Rings,Sonic and the Black Knight,Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Winter Games, and Sonic Generations.what first?

Zanic:well let's see sonic unleashed has the gameplay where your a part time werewolf yet sonic and the secret rings has a fashion of acient time but Sonic and the black knight has a medeval style making it more dissierable to play but then again mario and sonic at the olympics enjoys fun competible

Sonic: SHUT UP BEFORE I STAB YOUR NECK

Zanic: uuuh Sonic Generations

Sonic: DAMN STRAIGHT

Zanic:lets play

TO BE CONTINUED in da next post

did u likey it?

RANDOM PIC OF THE DAY

heres the next part hope you like it!

Zanic: *walks into house*

Sonic: i know you didnt get a job

Zanic: Actually i got a job

Sonic: O: WHAT?!

Zanic: Ya i start at Pizza Hut tomorrow! i get paid 500 rings per week

Sonic: oh hot damn

Zanic:I just walked up the street and bam! I got a job!it was that easy!

Sonic:i really dipise you right now -_-

Zanic: why? i got a job did i not?

Sonic:grrr I WANTED YOU TO SUFFER YOU IDIOTIC BITCH!!!

Zanic: uuuh :l

Sonic: i should've thought you'd get the easy way out! you always do!

Zanic: looks like the tables have burned eh?

Sonic: it's turned not burned you retard!

Zanic:im pretty sure it's burned

Sonic: ):< w-will you excuse me for a second?

Zanic: oooook

Sonic: *runz up stairs into bathroom*

Zanic:*hears swearing,crashing,And yelling*:o that doesnt sound pretty.

Sonic: *comes down steps with blood streaming from ear down his face*

Zanic:uuuuh what was THAT?

Sonic:*trying to smile* n-nothing

THE NEXT DAY....

Zanic:*walks into pizza hut* Hey Vector im here for my job!

Vector: what? oh hello Zanic!hurry to the register!

Zanic:gets behind register* what now?

Vector: wait for your first costumer!

Zanic: ok *waits patiently for an hour*

Vector:hey Zanic any costumers yet?

Zanic:NO * eye twitches*

Vector: ok well ill be back here if ya need me

Zanic: im gonna die ou here! *costumer walks in* Finally!

Espio: hello Zanic

Zanic: E-Espio! uuh hehe you eat at Pizza Hut?

Espio: *blushes* err yes. um onto my order a double peperoni pizza extra large please!

Zanic: seems a lot for one dude

Espio: i have a big apitiete

Zanic: ok ok VECTOR ORDER UP!!!

Vector: ya ya ya!what is it?

Zanic:DOUBLE PEPERONI PIZZA EXTRA LARGE!!!

Vector: SEAT THE DAMN COSTUMER AT A TABLE!!!!!

Zanic:whatever bitch

Espio: *stares wide eyed*

Zanic: sha'll i seat you at a table?

Espio: i guess?

Zanic: *walks over to table and pulld out chair for Espio*there yo go esp-ahem sir. *lol*

Vector: ORDER READY!!!!!!

Zanic: SHUT THE HELL UP!!!

VECTOR: *Puts pizza on counter*

Zanic: *brings pizza near costumer* here's your... *runz toward counter,opens pizza box, and slams pizza in Vector's face*

Zanic: XD so long sucka i quit!!! woooo hooooo! *screeches to stop at door*

Vector: *sighs* forgot your retirement check. *throws at Zanic*

Zanic: *runz out door* wooooooooohooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!
!!! * opens check* :O
10,000 rings?!?! i an replace everything i brok yes i dont need a job!

Vector: they grow up so fast.(:

Zanic: *opens door to house* here ya go!

Sonic: what's this?

Zanic: my retirement check

Sonic: what the hell?!?! your not supposed to get this ten years from now!!!

Zanic: * shrugs*

Sonic: ):<

Zanic: oh dont worry the one hour and twenty minutes i spent there was torture enough!

Sonic: i still hate my life

Zanic: Freeeeeeedooooom!!!!!!!! * runz up stairs and shuts door too room

Sonic: fuckin Zanic

The End to be continued next post (;

NOW FOR THE RANDOM PIC OF THE DAY

Continueation of part 2

Zanic:*walks along street* where the hell am i gonna get a job???
(walls are covered with job offers as Zanic doesnt notice them at all)

Tails:*walks by with beat up body parts.punches Zanic*Bitch

Zanic:hey what the heck was that for???

Tails:i fucking hate you :p

Zanic: sheesh it's like the world hates me today!

Amy:*runz toward Zanic and screeches to a stop*hiiiiiii Zaniiiiic

Zanic:*stares at Amy* wtf?!

Amy:do you think i look good?

Zanic:*doesnt ansewer* humina humina humina humina.

Amy:ok im going to sonic's house see ya!

Zanic:*shakes head as amy leaves*ok um im gonna pretend i never saw that!

Vector:hey kid lookin for a job?

Zanic:uh im not a kid im 17

Vector:whatever.do ya need a job or not?!

Zanic:uh yeah but...

Vector:Good you'll start tomorrow at Pizza Hut!

Zanic:but I didnt say i...

Vector: i ll give ya top pay too 5000 rings per week!

Zanic: Really????!!!

Vector: no you get 500 a week

Zanic:ooookk that's still good

Vector:but f course your gonna have to take out some of that money and give it to me everytime you screw up

Zanic:aw man this is gonna suck balls

Vector:heres your uniform!*hands Zanic blue and red pants and shirt*

Zanic: ok thanks

Vector:anytime kid!

Zanic:im 17!

Vector: fuck you!

Zanic:*turns around and walks home* man what a dick

TO BE CONTINUED IN THE NEXT POST

That was the third part of my story hope you liked it! :D

RANDOM PIC FOR THE WIN!!!

Sonic:Zanic what are you doing to my room?!

Zanic:*random crashing noises* uh nothing....*explosion*

Sonic:what the hell was that?!

Zanic: Your Mom

Sonic:my mom is dead

Zanic:your dead

Sonic:STOP CONFUSING ME!!!!!

Sonic:*walks up steps.he stares in horror at his room*Zanic wtf did you do to my room???????

Zanic:uuuuuuuh tails flew in and uh dropped a bomb on your TV.

Sonic:What?! that bastard!

Zanic:yeah and he uh also stole your chili dogs yeah hehe

Sonic:Tails is gonna pay for this!*jumps out window*

Zanic:wow he is so gullible. nOOb.

Knuckles:can i come out now?please?!

Zanic:sure Knux

Knux:*comes out of closet**cough*can you beleive how much it smells in there?!

Zanic:yeah i was watching a movie and i had to pee so ikinda didnt wanna miss anything so uh yeah...hehe

Knux:dude your disgusting!

Zanic:yeah i know

Knux:lets just do the 'thing' already!

Zanic:ok phone everyone you know

LATER........

*sonic comes home to a messy messy house*

Sonic:what the flip?! *goes upstairs* oh no.

Zanic+Knux:ugh

(knuckles is holding a beer bottle and zanic is on the floor of the room)

Sonic:You two are gonna have to pay for everything you broke!thanks alot you retards!

Knux:uh see ya Zanic!*glides out window*

Sonic:*stares at Zanic*

Zanic:uh hehe yeah um ok im just gonna go to the bar and...

Sonic:you arent going anywhere untill you pay off every cent for the things you broke!!bitch!

Zanic: But then i have to get a job!

Sonic: Yup exactly!

Zanic:oh come on Sonic,bro cant you just let me slip just this once??

Sonic:*shakes head no*

Zanic:But Sonic!

Sonic: Zanic go get a motherfuckin job before i go buy a gun from Shadow and shoot you with it.

Zanic: oh ok):

Sonic: that'll teach him to lie about tails, Bastard

To be continued in the next post

that was the secong part of the sonic story the next part will be up next week hope you like it!:D

hi all im making a story!

Sonic: Damn coputer its so freakin slow

Zanic(my fan character)*enters room* yo Sonic bro!

Sonic: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT!?!?!

Zanic:uh dude i just came to ask if i could chill here for a few months...

Sonic:oh uh sure that's fine uh... wait did you say MONTHS?!

Zanic: ya thanks bro!*unpacks*

Sonic: But where are you gonna sleep?!

Zanic: In your room! Retard.

Sonic: But where will i sleep???

Zanic In the living room!

Sonic:do you mind me asking why you can stay at your house?

Zanic: *opens fridge* Tails blew it up again.

Sonic: AGAIN?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN AGAIN?!

Zanic:ya he blew it up twice before. and let me tell you one thing never stay at amy or tails' house,EVER!

Sonic: grrrrrr.... what about Knuckles?

Zanic: dont ask me to tell you what happened

Sonic:eh ok i dont need to... TELL ME

Zanic:No way dude cant even remember what happened

Sonic:oooooooooh

Zanic: im gonna go bring my stuff upstairs, see yaa bro!

Sonic: I hate my life.*computer finally loads* Thank god. * crashes* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!

TO BE CONTINUED IN THE NEXT POST

hope you liked it!(:

Shadow: AM I HIGH AGAIN?

i wish i could get up my new fan character! tw in case you havent heard the news slayerdude and superboy are making a new scene creator so be patient and rock on newgrounds!

i think im delousinal im stupid too. srry i just felt weird on my last post. well people i bid you uuh FUCK IT

IM FREAKING OUT I DUNNO WHAT TO DO I FEEL WEIRD AN IM FREAKIN DEAD TO MYSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!someone help me plz),:

this is just a short thing and superboy,shadow slayer im a real big fan of all of ur creations! hey um im so srry about posting weird and mean comments but i guess i wasnt as mature as i am now.so if u guys would please forgive me for leaving bad comments but anywaysome must have been the wrong coments! so anyone and i mean anyone who ive posted a bad comment on their flash im so srry and feel free to leave a comment!